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TWO MEDIA LADIES AFTER THE NEWLY CROWNED MR FRESHER

Some people are brave wena! it happened. Mentioning their names was the first thing they asked me not to DO but you know, I have to fulfill my promise as I promised them not to. They were burning inside of their hearts and the only way to show that was to come to me and confess. Here is what actually happened: They are my classmates and we are doing MUST 201 together. This two ladies who happened to be friends came to me to announce on air that they LOVE Mr Fresher with their whole hearts. What they told me was that they thought confessing live on radio will make things easier for them to get the guy. But this is what the guy told me to tell the ladies- "I'm in love with somebody in Jozi and apparently (sic) in the campus I'm not dating anyone so.........". He could not complete the words ,maybe he is interested but he told me that he promised his lady in Jozi that he won't cheat. My question is will he stick to his promise? What about the nature's call? watch this space..........


WAS IT A FRESHER'S BALL, KALAWA JAZZMEE PARTY OR A BABY SHOWER?

Even if it was better than the Pasma Fresher's Ball (last year), but still it lacked something in it. The difference between the two is that the line-up for PASMA was pretty good- with the likes of Bo-Chomee, sexy non-virgin Kelly Khumalo and Thebe's hot chicks- but the problem was the sounds and the fact that Thebe could not perform because CDs kept scratching. I gave Pasma 48%.
Then with the ANCYL the production and the music system were very good, the only disappointing part was the line-up. Eish, only guys from Kalawa Jazzmee had an opportunity to snatch our mothers and our father's money. Our MC Mr Motsitsiripa didn't pitch up. What was the problem Shabba? Was is it with you? Do you think that because now you have got a show that is named after you, so you think you're already there? Ag shame on you Mr Muleya. But with great honour I would give ANCYL at least 55%.

THE NUMBER OF GAYS IN THIS CAMPUS IS INCREASING!

Its not only Kamza and his friend, but now they can form a Bafana Bafana squad that Carlos Alberto Parreira could use in 2010.
I don't have an attitudes towards gays but what I dislike is their reasons for becoming gays. Most of them whom I had a chance to ask how they became gays, would say "I was hurt". What a rubbish! What will HAPPEN to our country if all of us were to change to be gays and lesbians because almost all of us get hurt in our relationships. Today my concern is thier (gays and lesbians) number which is growing like Zimbabwe's inflation rate. Another thing, this kind of people tend to love parties because Shwashwi saw them at EVERY bash or party around the campus and, well, they gate crush. Golang le ate di-Gay mo na le YONA ga a tsebjwe. Ke fetsa ke realo ngwana mma.

SCAMTO OR PEER EDUACTION COUNSELLING?

Shwashwi is very confused by the way things are being done around the Campus. I’m talking about the copycats around this camp. First we had Seniorjournalism then this pinguins which I don’t want to mention followed saying that we copied them. How can a Grade 12 learner copy from someone who is doing Grade R? Very stupid neh? Now at the same university we knew Scamto as the only talk show for teaching young people to about sex and relationship matters, but today Thambo which was supposed to be used for our accomodation for students, is where this other WHAT WHAT is functioning. But I still find Scamto as the best talk show around the campus no matter what, unless you guys at Thambo swallow your pride and follow the multitudes at M-side every Wednesday asseblief. Ke lapile ka bo Arthur Mafokate le boMgarimbe nna. Ooops b4 I go Take 5 is in town, yes, tell your friend.

LAB SUPERVISOR YA LESBIAN

Working as lab assistant does not mean people must misuse their power to fight those who didn’t have the opportunity to go to schools where there is Computer Literacy. There is this other lab assistant ya ngwanyana ya ditedu mo sefahlegong, maybe from Bochum. She thinks she is too special. LET ME TELL YOU DEAR, YOU ARE NOT CHOMEE! OR MAYBE YOU ARE TRYING TO BE KHANYISILE MBAU. If you want to be one of the mentioned coconuts, then take my beauty tips sesi. Firstly o hlape cause o nkga lefetla, then you need to shave those beards okare o Osama Bin Laden, then lastly improve your English man. Got it? Good girl……Ooops …….good lesbian my girl.

AUSI WA MOSHOBANE WA LE-COCONUT.


I am not against people who are trying to speak this language but if you can’t, please don’t force Nje Ngo-Mzakes-Man. I KNOW THIS OTHER LADY WHO WAS VERY POPULAR AROUND THE CAMPUS, this lady man no. Shwashwi o rile a na le yena neng neng ka Studiong sa Radio Turf as a guest, this lady a mpoula go mpoula. She was trying to be Queen Moroka wa Revelations ooops not Kutullo man but Generations. The same sister was the one who went around the campus saying that she is going to win the title of Miss Fresher, but she didn’t even appear in the top five. Ag shame luvie, stop building Castles in the air man! But can you please do me another favour. Change your accent man, e ya khinya. Your grammar also need a serious attention, I mean a serious LANGUAGE MECHANIC. Perhaps you should register English 131, MAYBE E TLA GO ZAMA, CAUSE HAI O PADILE NGWANA MMA. BOTSE-BOTSE O A SWABISA.


PREGNANCY STRIKES SABC WOMEN

Almost all of them are pregnant and THIS this will affect the listenership if three station managers don't act while it is still the daylight!
SABC POLOKWANE is experiencing a very tough job to get the replacement to atleast five pregnant members of its staff. Shwashwi visited the SABC building because I have a lot of friends there. But when I arrived at the reception, I was greeted by two huge stomach of both SABC receptionists. I was shocked! I thought it was over, but while standing there, A re boleleng (sic) Mmabotse Mothiba appeared to be pregnant. I counted in my heart and said "mmmm three". You may think I'm exaggerating things but I can tell you that Grace Mthombeni is also expecting a baby very soon, She is working as an admin assistance at Munghana Lonene FM. My question was, "Do they like IT that much?". MAYBE.Another one is Kgadi Lechesa who is married to Free State Stars captain, Duncan Lechesa. I hardly hear her on radio these days, maybe she had delivered.
Then the question is when is Mankoko Baby expecting because it has been a while now. Remember she has more than two.


A RE DI SHWASHWATHE LE SHWASHWI.TAKE CARE COZ KE GO SHEBILE. NEXT TYM



THIS MGOZI RUNS FROM 17TH-23TH MARCH

MOSHOBANE 7 CONTINUES TO BE THE BAD

When somethings happen you may say ke BOLOI. Is Moshobane 7 cursed or what? I mean in the past two weeks the place was in this gossip column and again this week it made it again to be in our top stories. I was told that now S E X is on sale. It may be good news for single guys around the campus and very unfortunate to the Aids statistics in the Campus. There are these two sisters from Moshobane who are selling sex and they, with plessure and plainly, told Shwashwi that they are proud of what they are doing because they are making money.


MATSIRI PARK BASH- DJ MABOYZA O BE A DAKIWE......

Why do you have to drink to a point that you are too drunk to even play- I mean mix. I’m saying this because DJ Maboyza whom I thought was the best DJ within the camp, was so drunk that he could not even play. O setagwa ngwana-mma!!! Last time he played very well at Matsiri and the party was interrupted by the rain, but now he was found on the wrong side of behaviour. Before I forget, for how long will SIDO stop being a gate-crusher? This guy of JIVA HA O ITSHEPHA O A PHAPHA. Last time he was at Matsiri-Park introducing every DJ, only to be noticed by the people or should I say LADIES because he came to the party without that thinnest girlfriend of his. SIDO, you will become a celeb when you have put something on the shelves, not now bra. Just continue to push your demos maybe a SAMARITAN will come from nowhere because Shwashwi knows that you are talented therefore you must not ruin it all by jumping before the drum beat.


BIG QUESTION? MR FRESHER O A JOLA?

The answer is YESSSS. With whom? A coloured girl in town. Shwashwi was with Phililip Ramothwala, the 2007/08 Mr Fresher and indirectly asked this guy whether he is in love or not. Not knowing that he was talking to SHWASHWI, he proudly announced that he is madly in love with a coloured since he can’t date blacks b'coz they are not up to scratch. How can he say that. But Shwashwi can reveal to you that the same Mr Fresher, apparently, proposed love with tears pouring from his eyes to our Miss Fresher, even though she denied the allegations. Another good thing about Phillip is that he does not forget his studies like some of the high-profile 'smart' people from the SRC who are repeating courses as if they are irrigating stones. Shwashwi o re KEEP IT UP PHILLIP and read your books because being Mr Fresher lasts for a year. THATHA PHILLIP THATHA!!!!

WINNE MASHABA IN THE BUILDING-WITH BAD BACK-VOCALISTS!

Shwashwi suprisingly met Winnie Mashaba at Radio Turf Studios. SHWASHWI got a chance to grab Winnie to do at least a jingle for him, which is now on air. Everything was cool after Shwashwi a tena ke this backing vocalists. Winnie greeted everybody but these ma-gogos whom Shwashwi is not even sure whether they took a bath or they just woke-up and heard that Winnie is coming this side and joined her were not welcoming. Kamogelo Setoaba denied them entery to the studio 'cos they didn’t deserve to be in there. They made Shwashwi’s blood boil when they thought they are better than any other person. Winnie was greeting everybody except this backing vocalists. They were not even talking to anyone of us except Sesi Winnie. At least Winnie Mashaba ga o kganye, o phala Rebecca Malope le Oleseng.

SEX IN THE SHOWER-IS IT A HOBBY OR A FASHION TREND? MBL

It is not because I’m not lucky enough to do IT in the shower, but I’m very concerned because it is becoming MBL(guys)’s daily bread. Shwashwi saw this several times and kept quite. THANKS TO SENIORJOURNALISM.COM! Now you can know that guys prefer IT in the shower rather than in bed. The problem with this is that it is affecting other students- negatively. I nearly collapsed this other day when I saw A 15 cm machine gun inside a FAT CAKE. I was taking a bath in the other shower then the cloth that divides the showers fell down- I saw EMMANUEL Live at MBL cinema. One of my friends went to class without taking a bath because he found another film shoot going on.
Must we take this to Scamto??????


Until we talk again next week, keep mgozi pumping bafethwu,call me at this number 0734329789 to know much about joining us. We still want people to join the Senior Journalism Crew.



A RE DI SHWASHWATHE LE SHWASHWI. WATCH OUT AND BEHAVE,COZ SHWASHWI O GO SHEBILE

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

THIS GOSSIP RUNS FROM 11TH TO 16TH OF MARCH

FORMER MISS TURF CAMPUS HAS REPENTED

You know what....surely Jesus is coming BACK!!!. IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW I will tell you all now. KHOLOFELO MAKHUBEDU IS A ZCC MEMBER. SHWASHWI WAS SHOCKED TO SEE HER in a taxi to MORIA on Sunday. She was modestly dressed. Maybe we will never see her revealing what we don’t want to mention. That’s good news at least for those who didn’t know that people like her do carry Bibles. MARA E A MO RONA. But just imagine her carrying a Bible. Shwashwi ga a batle go Judger, otherwise thanks for a change my dear. KEEP IT UP & COGRATS...OOOPS O SE KE WA LEBALA DITAELO.

THAMI SQUARE BASH-LIST OF PEOPLE WHO MISBEHAVED

Shwashwi was around as usual kamo Thami Square. This week SAB made at least 25% profit from this campus' students. Eish people, why do you drink alcohol like brewery is going to close very soon? Come on maybe you can invest the money and it will help SA with the current electrical problem and places like Ga-Mashashane can get electricity and stop abusing the campus’ electricity, b'coz Shwashwi was told gore many people from that side play with electricity. I found one person with their heater switched-on this weekend, believe me it was someone from that side (Mashashane).
Coming back to the bash, exactly, who can tell me gore why those who claim to be Christians likes so much attention. I know this gal who used to be a 'sister' back in the time. But nowadays things have changed. She derseve this week's 'ill-behaved student' award. HER NAME IS ..............MM( you wanna know? come next week when Shwashwi will be revealing the list in full)

V-SIDE VS M-SIDE-WHICH SIDE ROCKS-VKs date VGs

Shwashwi is very concerned about our residence. I was down ko VG the other day to check my cousin. But I was so shocked to find out gore most guys who signed-in at VG are from VK. I found it very crazy that even our Mr What-What used to be there. But even though Shwashwi a dula MBL, VK rocks!!! whether you like it or not. At MBL there are no kitchens, people drinks from smelly toilets. ooopss Mr Moselekwa save us please before boCHOLERA and boGERMS ba e ba our friends.

TURF FM ROCKS AT SEGOPYE-PHEPELE

THEY (we?) ARE THE ONLY COMMUNITY RADIO IN LIMPOPO THAT BROADCASTS 24/7 MFANA! AS USUAL, THIS WEEK THEY (we?) WERE OUT IN SEGOPYE-PHEPELE. Believe it or not! TURF FM ROCKS NTATE! LUCKY PEOPLE GOT THEMSELVES SOME GOOD PRIZES. AS U KNOW MISBEHAVING PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. The man of Go Jewa Leoto, DJ Pat and The most wanted guy, I mean Pappie got some big attention when few ladies tried to get noticed by these DJs. Pappie called them METLAPA. And I was told gore sooner or later the station will be hosting Mr & Mrs Radio Turf.

I CAN’T WAIT! YES PHELA I WANNA COMPETE. KEEP IT UP GUYS- MANKWENG WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITH YOU!

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